Ten things I've had in my bathtub recently.
10- Ten pounds of live crayfish.*
9-Cramps
8-Louise Eldrich
7- Hot fudge sundae
6-"a calming, soothing, exfoliating experience"
5-The twelve bar blues.
4-A clumsy scared wet cat named Tippy
3-Two dozen baby chicks, six ducks.**
2-Worlds biggest clog left by stinky poultry.
1- Peace
*What is a valentines day without some crawly pinchy things?
**Your bathroom heat light doubles as an incubator
